You: Will there be Ex Girlfriend Tears too?
Me: Already bought the domain name. Darling, it's in the works.
You: Do you do wholesale orders?
Me: You betcha. Minumum orders of 100. Email firstname.lastname@example.org for a pricing sheet.
You: Have you really made ex-boyfriends cry?
Me: Kind of. Mostly from chopping onions while cooking. Sometimes from being a scorpion woman.
You: Why were you listening to Beyonce for 96 hours straight?
Me: Why weren't you listening to Beyonce for 96 hours straight?